WHAT DID JESUS GET HIS FATHER FOR FATHER'S DAY?

What did Jesus get his father for Father's Day?  Ties?  Probably not.  His father only wears a long white robe and has no need for ties.  

Since there is nothing mentioned in The Bible about what Jesus bought his father, for Father's Day, we can only guess:


- A Calvin Klein robe to replace the robe his father has worn for centuries?

- Another religion?  Perhaps one that everyone can believe in?

- A pollution-free planet?

- An honest politician no government wants or can use?

- A coffee mug that reads: Greatest Dad In The
Universe? 

- A gPhone, instead of an iPhone, with the g standing for God?

- A Superdad T shirt?

Perhaps Jesus did not buy anything for his father, for Father's Day, because his father does not exist.  If Jesus' father does not exist, then there's a good chance that Jesus does not exist.  If Jesus does not exist, then we know what he bought his father for Father's Day.

I'M SO LONELY . . .

How lonely are you? 

I'm so lonely, I have a party every time the mailman comes. 
 
I'm so lonely, I keep my library books late so the librarians will call me.
  
I'm so lonely, I look forward to traffic jams so I can meet people.
 
I'm so lonely, I party with the cockroaches in my place.
 
I'm so lonely, I look for lineups to stand in just to be with people.
 
I'm so lonely, I take my bicycle out to fancy restaurants.  (Most times they won't let my bicycle in because it's not wearing a tie.)
 
I'm so lonely, I buy myself gifts pretending someone else bought them.
 
I'm so lonely, I keep my garbage for company.
 
I'm so lonely I pay my friends to visit me.
 
I'm so lonely, I lose THE END just to talk to the people at Lost and Found.