What did Jesus get his father for Father's Day? Ties? Probably not. His father only wears a long white robe and has no need for ties.
Since there is nothing mentioned in The Bible about what Jesus bought his father, for Father's Day, we can only guess:
- A Calvin Klein robe to replace the robe his father has worn for centuries?
- Another religion? Perhaps one that everyone can believe in?
- A pollution-free planet?
- An honest politician no government wants or can use?
- A coffee mug that reads: Greatest Dad In The
Universe?
- A gPhone, instead of an iPhone, with the g standing for God?
- A Superdad T shirt?
Perhaps Jesus did not buy anything for his father, for Father's Day, because his father does not exist. If Jesus' father does not exist, then there's a good chance that Jesus does not exist. If Jesus does not exist, then we know what he bought his father for Father's Day.
