WHAT DID JESUS GET HIS FATHER FOR FATHER'S DAY?

What did Jesus get his father for Father's Day?  Ties?  Probably not.  His father only wears a long white robe and has no need for ties.  

Since there is nothing mentioned in The Bible about what Jesus bought his father, for Father's Day, we can only guess:


- A Calvin Klein robe to replace the robe his father has worn for centuries?

- Another religion?  Perhaps one that everyone can believe in?

- A pollution-free planet?

- An honest politician no government wants or can use?

- A coffee mug that reads: Greatest Dad In The
Universe? 

- A gPhone, instead of an iPhone, with the g standing for God?

- A Superdad T shirt?

Perhaps Jesus did not buy anything for his father, for Father's Day, because his father does not exist.  If Jesus' father does not exist, then there's a good chance that Jesus does not exist.  If Jesus does not exist, then we know what he bought his father for Father's Day.