"Why did the kangaroo cross the road?"
"Why?"
"It was on its way to its court."
"How many kangaroos does it take to change a light bulb?"
"I don't know. How many?
"I don't know either. That's why I asked."
"What is a kangaroo's biggest fault?"
"What?"
"Jumping to conclusions."
"What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a blog?"
"I don't know."
"A blog that jumps all over the place."
"What did the Moon say to Mars?"
"I don't know. What?"
"Do you come here often? What is your sign? Can I buy you a black hole?"
Is it true that Indigo gets the blues?
Climate change isn't true because it isn't mentioned in The Bible.
