ALL ABOUT KANGAROOS

"Why did the kangaroo cross the road?"
"Why?"
"It was on its way to its court."



"How many kangaroos does it take to change a light bulb?"
"I don't know.  How many?
"I don't know either.  That's why I asked."

"What is a kangaroo's biggest fault?"
"What?"
"Jumping to conclusions."




"What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a blog?"
"I don't know."
"A blog that jumps all over the place."


 

"What did the Moon say to Mars?"
"I don't know.  What?"
"Do you come here often?  What is your sign?  Can I buy you a black hole?"




Is it true that Indigo gets the blues?




Climate change isn't true because it isn't mentioned in The Bible.