All About Monsters

"Why did Frankenstein cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To be in this blog."


"Why did Dracula keep crossing the road back and forth and back and forth?"
"Why?"
"Because he was batty."


Is it true The Wolf Man pays more for a haircut during a full moon?


Godzilla walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Aaaaaahhhhh!"  
Godzilla crushed the bar, the bartender, and solved the bar's problem with rats.


"What's The Mummy's favorite food?"
"I dunno."
"A wrap."

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?

"The."

"The who."

"The Invisible Man."

"But I can't see you."

"That's the general idea."

"Gosh," said Frankenstein, "this wasn't worth me crossing the road for."

MY SHORT ATTENTION SP-

I don't know why my attention span is short.   I am six feet tall and do not like watching golf.  I live near some electrical equipment.  They say some people are sensitive to electrical energy.  I believe I am in line for a promotion at work.  I passed all the promotional exams including the anal probe performed by the aliens during a staff meeting.  The anal probe affected my brain and this is the cause for all the rain.

But rain is good.  It makes things grow -- especially in my closet where no monsters live.  Monsters used to live in my closet when I was younger, but they moved out as I aged the cheese I made.  Homemade cheese tastes better than the potatoes I bought at the gas station.

And what about those gas prices?  They are higher than the flying saucer the aliens brought to the staff meeting.  The aliens promised me a promotion at work if I did not talk about people sensitive to electrical cheese aged in monsters who live in closets.

So that is why my attention span is -- Look!  It's the end of my blog!