All About Monsters

"Why did Frankenstein cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To be in this blog."


"Why did Dracula keep crossing the road back and forth and back and forth?"
"Why?"
"Because he was batty."


Is it true The Wolf Man pays more for a haircut during a full moon?


Godzilla walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Aaaaaahhhhh!"  
Godzilla crushed the bar, the bartender, and solved the bar's problem with rats.


"What's The Mummy's favorite food?"
"I dunno."
"A wrap."

"Knock.  Knock."

"Who's there?

"The."

"The who."

"The Invisible Man."

"But I can't see you."

"That's the general idea."

"Gosh," said Frankenstein, "this wasn't worth me crossing the road for."