I don't know why my attention span is short. I am six feet tall and do not like watching golf. I live near some electrical equipment. They say some people are sensitive to electrical energy. I believe I am in line for a promotion at work. I passed all the promotional exams including the anal probe performed by the aliens during a staff meeting. The anal probe affected my brain and this is the cause for all the rain.
But rain is good. It makes things grow -- especially in my closet where no monsters live. Monsters used to live in my closet when I was younger, but they moved out as I aged the cheese I made. Homemade cheese tastes better than the potatoes I bought at the gas station.
And what about those gas prices? They are higher than the flying saucer the aliens brought to the staff meeting. The aliens promised me a promotion at work if I did not talk about people sensitive to electrical cheese aged in monsters who live in closets.
So that is why my attention span is -- Look! It's the end of my blog!
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