IF TOILETS RULED THE WORLD . . .

If toilets ruled the world . . . 

- Every flush would be royal.

- Philosopher toilets would debate whether toilets can have accidents.

- Clocks would flush instead of tick.

- Tank tops would never go out of style.

- Plungers would be second in command.

- The game of bowling would change.

- There would be fees for toilet training.

- The labels "bathrooms" and "washrooms" would be replaced by toiletrooms.

If toilets ruled the world, then blogs like this would get flushed.

WHAT IF NEWS

What if Rob Ford and John Tory are secret lovers?  What if, during sex, John Tory beats Rob Ford while Jian Ghomeshi 
watches?  


What if Ebola is not a virus, but something used to eat Esoupa?


What if poor toilet training is the real reason people turn into terrorists?


What if computer hackers used hatchets?


What if the World Series had a baseball team from every country on Earth?  Would the playoffs take Eternity?


What if smart bombs made people smarter instead of killing them?  Would leaders of countries ask other leaders,
"Would you bomb us, please?"


What if climate change was hot and cold coins you carried in your pocket?  Would the homeless would say, "Can you spare some climate change?  I wanna buy some pure water."?


What if once news was not new, it was called olds?


What if this is The End?

What if something, like this sentence, comes after The End?