If toilets ruled the world . . .
- Every flush would be royal.
- Philosopher toilets would debate whether toilets can have accidents.
- Clocks would flush instead of tick.
- Tank tops would never go out of style.
- Plungers would be second in command.
- The game of bowling would change.
- There would be fees for toilet training.
- The labels "bathrooms" and "washrooms" would be replaced by toiletrooms.
If toilets ruled the world, then blogs like this would get flushed.
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