WHAT IF . . .

What if all the tea in China was not in China?  Where would it be?

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What if all the toilets formed a union and refused to take any crap from us?

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What if The Mad Woman of Chaillot was not mad and only mildly irritated?

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What if all art galleries changed into fart galleries and artists became fartists?  (I know, this one stinks.)

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What if social climbers forgot their knee pads?  How far would they climb?

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What if no one listened to anyone else?

What?

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What if gold got old and could not be sold?  

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What if dancing replaced fighting in war? (And no weapons allowed.)

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What if I stopped blogging because I had gas and needed to go to a fart gallery?

IF TOILETS RULED THE WORLD . . .

If toilets ruled the world . . . 

- Every flush would be royal.

- Philosopher toilets would debate whether toilets can have accidents.

- Clocks would flush instead of tick.

- Tank tops would never go out of style.

- Plungers would be second in command.

- The game of bowling would change.

- There would be fees for toilet training.

- The labels "bathrooms" and "washrooms" would be replaced by toiletrooms.

If toilets ruled the world, then blogs like this would get flushed.