What if all the tea in China was not in China? Where would it be?
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What if all the toilets formed a union and refused to take any crap from us?
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What if The Mad Woman of Chaillot was not mad and only mildly irritated?
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What if all art galleries changed into fart galleries and artists became fartists? (I know, this one stinks.)
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What if social climbers forgot their knee pads? How far would they climb?
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What if no one listened to anyone else?
What?
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What if gold got old and could not be sold?
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What if dancing replaced fighting in war? (And no weapons allowed.)
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What if I stopped blogging because I had gas and needed to go to a fart gallery?
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