WHAT IF . . .

What if all the tea in China was not in China?  Where would it be?

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What if all the toilets formed a union and refused to take any crap from us?

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What if The Mad Woman of Chaillot was not mad and only mildly irritated?

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What if all art galleries changed into fart galleries and artists became fartists?  (I know, this one stinks.)

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What if social climbers forgot their knee pads?  How far would they climb?

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What if no one listened to anyone else?

What?

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What if gold got old and could not be sold?  

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What if dancing replaced fighting in war? (And no weapons allowed.)

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What if I stopped blogging because I had gas and needed to go to a fart gallery?

QUOTES FROM PEOPLE YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF

Your life will likely stay the same if you don't win big in a lottery.
                                      - Donald Different


Jewellery owes a debt to gold.
                                       - Yel Low


How hard not to dwell in the past when you're a time traveler.
                                        - Karen Chronos


If things were simple, then they would not be complicated.
                                        - Michael Moron


Sometimes, it takes a lot of training to be stupid.
                                         - Wally Witless


For the people who spend hours meditating and contemplating the question, "Who am I?"  I say,
"Look at your fuckin' driver's licence!"
                                           - Victor Vulgar


Some say the world world will end in fire.
Some say in ice.
Who cares which is right after the world ends?
                                            - Roberta Frost


In a Parallel Universe, nothing meets.
                                             - Theo Retical


Watch out for groundhogs when you join the underground militia.
                                              - Ryan Resist


We need more lumberjills in the world!
                                               - Femi Nist


I'm going to end it here.
                                               - Bufford Boundary