QUOTES FROM PEOPLE YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF

Your life will likely stay the same if you don't win big in a lottery.
                                      - Donald Different


Jewellery owes a debt to gold.
                                       - Yel Low


How hard not to dwell in the past when you're a time traveler.
                                        - Karen Chronos


If things were simple, then they would not be complicated.
                                        - Michael Moron


Sometimes, it takes a lot of training to be stupid.
                                         - Wally Witless


For the people who spend hours meditating and contemplating the question, "Who am I?"  I say,
"Look at your fuckin' driver's licence!"
                                           - Victor Vulgar


Some say the world world will end in fire.
Some say in ice.
Who cares which is right after the world ends?
                                            - Roberta Frost


In a Parallel Universe, nothing meets.
                                             - Theo Retical


Watch out for groundhogs when you join the underground militia.
                                              - Ryan Resist


We need more lumberjills in the world!
                                               - Femi Nist


I'm going to end it here.
                                               - Bufford Boundary 

MY WATCH

What a pleasure to look at my watch!  It is simple.  It displays the time.  That is all it does.  That is its only function.  It is not a computer, calculator, calendar, camera or toilet.  I have only to look at it to see the time.  No logon I.D.  No password.  No application.  No keypad.  

How refeshing seeing such simplicity!  We live in a time when our lives are complicated with the Internet, e-mail, text messages, cell phones, computers, etc.  I am not against this technology, but how hard to get away from it.  We are surrounded by it.

For the few seconds I look at my watch, I am transported away from the chaotic digital circus.  I am taken to Simple -- a place of silence, peace and quiet.  I return restored and rejuvenated.  I go on vacation every time I look at my watch!