Your life will likely stay the same if you don't win big in a lottery.
- Donald Different
Jewellery owes a debt to gold.
- Yel Low
How hard not to dwell in the past when you're a time traveler.
- Karen Chronos
If things were simple, then they would not be complicated.
- Michael Moron
Sometimes, it takes a lot of training to be stupid.
- Wally Witless
For the people who spend hours meditating and contemplating the question, "Who am I?" I say,
"Look at your fuckin' driver's licence!"
- Victor Vulgar
Some say the world world will end in fire.
Some say in ice.
Who cares which is right after the world ends?
- Roberta Frost
In a Parallel Universe, nothing meets.
- Theo Retical
Watch out for groundhogs when you join the underground militia.
- Ryan Resist
We need more lumberjills in the world!
- Femi Nist
I'm going to end it here.
- Bufford Boundary
