Monday, June 6, 2016

QUESTIONS ABOUT ETIQUETTE


Is it proper to eat mud pies with dirt?

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Is it proper for the truth to be naked?

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Is it proper to call a pregnant woman, "Bubble Belly"?

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Is it proper for a rubber band to play elastic songs?

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When is the proper time to lose your mind?

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Is it proper to wear rubber gloves during sex?

Is it proper for a human being to lay a rug?

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Is it proper for a wall to hang itself on a picture?

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Is it okay for dead people to be late for their funerals?

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Is it proper to think outside the box when there is no box?

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Is it proper for a doormat to wipe itself?
 

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