Abraham Lincoln on April 14, 1865:
Expect the unexpected. Things may end for you sooner than you think.
Thomas Edison on the day he invented the light bulb:
It's a favorable time for new ideas. The moon is in the outhouse. Don't give up. There is light at the end of the tunnel.
Julius Caesar March 15, 44 BC:
Others will show you what they think. Don't take it personally.
John F. Kennedy on November 22, 1963:
You are popular. Smile, and kiss your ass goodbye.
The Titanic on April 15, 1912:
An unexpected introduction leaves you with that sinking feeling. Relax. You're about to go down in history.
Jesus sometime in 33 AD:
Don't worry if people try to nail you. Soon you will rise above it.
The Wolf Man once a month:
The full moon marks the start of a period when you show off. Enjoy yourself, but keep away from silver bullets.
Funny Bone Technician on November 3, 2016:
Don't get carried away. Know when to stop. Leave your audience wanting more.
