- William Shakespeare
"She barely smiles. Why won't she laugh at my jokes?"
- Leonardo Da Vinci
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away? I don't think so!"
- Sir Isaac Newton
"What's wrong with asking questions?"
- Socrates
"How many light bulbs does it take to invent one?"
- Thomas Edison
"Whenever I want to be bewildered, I read the stuff I've written."
- James Joyce
"I tell lies all the time so one day they will make me President."
- George Washington
"I had a dream I got Carl Jung pregnant."
- Sigmund Freud
"March is my favorite month of the year."
- Julius Caesar
"What?"
- Ludwig van Beethoven
