When are they going to train babies to change themselves?

WHAT? MORE ACTIVIST GROUPS?

Insects Against Spider Webs (IASW)


Hallucinations Against Reality (HAR)


Talking Dogs Against Barking And Other Uncivilized Sounds) (TDABAOUS)


Babies Against Adults Who Make Silly Faces And Stupid Noises (BAAWSFASN)


Love Against Marriage (LAM)


Body Fat Against Diets (BFAD)


Demons Against Sunday School (DASS)


Plagiarism Against Originality (PAO) 


Endings For Beginnings Which Lead To Endings
(EFBWLTE)

THINGS I LEARNED AND DID WITH NO INTERNET

A big bad black dragon breathed fire at the server and prevented my access to the Internet for the past several days.  Here are some things I learned and did with no Internet:

I learned that babies are caused by men peeing into women.

I took a ruler and measured up.

I found my mind.

I learned that I am not lazy.  I am a lightworker.

I learned that cats cannot cook or clean.

I took a long walk along the beach that does not exist near me.  (That is where I found my mind.)

I learned that snow does not last long on a hot stove.

I drank a lot of H with my Two O.

I cried over spilt milk and found no use in that.

I did not win 27 trillion dollars.

I learned that Brian Williams would make a good politician.

And finally, I abducted some aliens for no reason.  I will release them as soon as I finish this blog.