CHRISTMAS QUESTIONS

Is Christmas getting close when you see red squirrels eating green nuts?



Doesn't Santa violate privacy laws by keeping a list of who is naughty and nice?



Why don't Santa and Mrs. Claus have children?  Is Santa too busy with the elves?



Should Rudolph get paid more than the other reindeer?



Do Santa's elves have a dental plan?



How old is Santa, and when is he going to retire?



Does reindeer poop contribute to climate change?



Does Santa deliver toys around the world in one night without having to go to the bathroom?



Has Santa ever used a razor?



Are Santa and Mrs. Claus renting, or do they own their North Pole home?



What is Mrs. Claus' first name?


Is it Christmas yet?
(Just 31 days away)

WHO SAID WHAT?

"Do you pollinate?" asked the flower.


"I always speak the truth -- except when I lie," said the politician.


"I'll be home for Christmas," said Santa.  "But I may be late."


"I am nothing without you,"  said the lamp to the plug.


"I easily gain weight when I eat couch potatoes," said the cannibal.


"I love getting stuff dirt cheap," said the earthworm.


"You're black!" said the pot to the kettle.


"I am an early version of you," said Failure to Success.


"Am I nuts?"  asked the cashew.
"I don't think so," said the peanut.


"Stop scraping my bottom!" said the barrel.


"Is this The End?" asked The Beginning.
"I hope so," said My Blog.  "The barrel wants us to stop."