Is Christmas getting close when you see red squirrels eating green nuts?
Doesn't Santa violate privacy laws by keeping a list of who is naughty and nice?
Why don't Santa and Mrs. Claus have children? Is Santa too busy with the elves?
Should Rudolph get paid more than the other reindeer?
Do Santa's elves have a dental plan?
How old is Santa, and when is he going to retire?
Does reindeer poop contribute to climate change?
Does Santa deliver toys around the world in one night without having to go to the bathroom?
Has Santa ever used a razor?
Are Santa and Mrs. Claus renting, or do they own their North Pole home?
What is Mrs. Claus' first name?
Is it Christmas yet?
(Just 31 days away)
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