A fruitcake walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Wow! I've had priests, rabbis, ministers, salesmen, etc., walk into my bar, but never a fruitcake."
And the fruitcake said, "Are you sure that none of them were fruitcakes?"
"Why did the fruitcake cross the road?"
"Why?"
"To nut and spice on the other side."
"I don't get it."
"That's okay, neither do I."
"How many fruitcakes does it take to change a light bulb?"
"I don't know. How many?"
"One, but it makes itself invisible first."
"Why?"
"Because fruitcakes are considerate and know how shocked people would be of they saw fruitcakes changing light bulbs."
The bartender said, "So fruitcake, what will it be?"
But before the fruitcake answered, it looked at its cell phone's text message.
"Important?" asked the bartender.
"Yes," said the fruitcake. "I'll be right back. I gotta go to change a light bulb."
And the fruitcake disappeared.
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