A chair walked into a bar and bartender said, "What will it be?"
The chair said, "I'll have a seat, please."
And the bartender sat down.
Satisfied, the chair left.
"How many chairs does it take to change a light bulb?"
"I don't know."
"Two. One chair on the floor, and the other to stand on it to change the bulb."
"Why did the chair cross the road?"
"Why?"
"Someone needed a seat on the other side."
A chair went to the dentist and the dentist said,"What are you doing here? You have no teeth."
And the chair said, "Thanks. I thought so, but I wanted to be sure."
Do chairs ever get sore backs?
Here are the words
Of a chair to a tree,
"As I am now,
Soon you will be."
"Hey!" screamed the bartender. "Can I stand up now? This blog is over."
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