JULY 7 - SPILL-YOUR-COFFEE DAY
July 7 is celebrated every year to remember those who have spilled their cups of coffee ever since coffee was invented.
To celebrate this day, one must spill one's coffee on July 7 at 11:00 a.m.
MARCH 9 - MONEY-DOES- NOT-MATTER DAY
People who have lots of money celebrate this day. People with no money are too busy looking for food and shelter to celebrate.
FEBRUARY 30 - DOES-NOT-EXIST DAY
February 30 is celebrated every year by people who do not exist.
SEPTEMBER 18 - CIA DAY
On this day, commemorating the date the CIA was founded in 1947, people celebrate by overthrowing governments, and trying out drugs on family and friends.
JANUARY 27 - OUT-OF-WORK DAY
Every January 27, people celebrate this day even if they are not out of work. They begin their day by sleeping in, and then eventually get up an mope.
AUGUST 23 - INTELLIGENT-BUM DAY
All the smart-asses in the world celebrate this day to the point that everyone else gets irritated.
(FLOATING HOLIDAY) - NOTHING DAY
People celebrate Nothing Day on any day of the year. It is especially popular on Out-Of-Work Day, January 27. On Nothing Day people contemplate the vacuum of space and how much dust it can hold before you have to empty the bag.
