Am I the only one who uses two plastic bags? Why do people put clean laundry in the same bag they used for the dirty clothes?
I hope the stains come out of my underwear. How many people have stains in their underwear that did not come out after one wash? What kind of looks would I get if I asked? Imagine if having stained underwear was against the law, and police did spot checks.
"Honest, officer, I've washed my underwear three times and the stains won't come out . . . Oh shit! Are you gonna give me a ticket? Can't you give me a break?"
There must be portals in washers and dryers that leads to the One-Sock Dimension. Who created the One-Sock Dimension? God's left foot? How many mismatched socks live there? Is the One-Sock Dimension a democracy, or is it ruled by one big-foot dictator? Do socks ever leave the One-Sock Dimension and go somewhere else?
Ahhhhhhhh . . . I love the smell of clothes from the dryer! I wish they'd invent a spray that smelled like that. I'd spray my blogs so they wouldn't stink.
