Stupid Cloud Jokes

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" asked one cloud to another.
The other said, "I haven't the foggiest."


After seeing its companion, the cloud said, "I mist you!"


"How can you tell whether a cloud is sad?"
"I don't know."
"It gets misty-eyed."


"What's a cloud's favorite engine?"
"What?"
"A steam engine."

Do clouds believe in climate change?

"Why do clouds like the sky?"

"Why?"

"Because the sky has a nice atmosphere."

"Where do clouds keep their money?"

"Where?"

"In their pockets."

"But clouds don't have pockets."

"Oh.  That explains why you never see clouds shopping."

"Why don't clouds take the bus?"

"Why?"

"Because they travel the sky for free."

ROCKS AND SKY

Do rocks die?

And what about the sky?

Does the sky die?

If rocks and the sky die, then where do their souls go?  Heaven?  Are there rocks and sky in Heaven?  Is there a separate Heaven just for the souls of rocks and the sky?

What if the rocks and sky were bad?  Would they go to Hell?  But how can rocks and the sky be bad?  What could they do other than being rocks and the sky?  Being what they are isn't bad.

What about their wills?  What would a rock and the sky leave?  To whom or what would they leave it?

I, Rock, being of sound mind and minerals, leave all my rockiness to the ground . . .  

I, Sky, being of sound mind and atmosphere, leave all my air to the clouds . . . 

We could survive with dead rocks.  Lots of people have dead rocks in their heads.  But a dead sky?  How will survive if the sky dies?