Stupid Cloud Jokes

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" asked one cloud to another.
The other said, "I haven't the foggiest."


After seeing its companion, the cloud said, "I mist you!"


"How can you tell whether a cloud is sad?"
"I don't know."
"It gets misty-eyed."


"What's a cloud's favorite engine?"
"What?"
"A steam engine."

Do clouds believe in climate change?

"Why do clouds like the sky?"

"Why?"

"Because the sky has a nice atmosphere."

"Where do clouds keep their money?"

"Where?"

"In their pockets."

"But clouds don't have pockets."

"Oh.  That explains why you never see clouds shopping."

"Why don't clouds take the bus?"

"Why?"

"Because they travel the sky for free."