ENOUGH ABOUT ME . . . LET'S TALK ABOUT ME

I am Gary Johnston of Toronto -- not to be confused with Gary Johnston of Toronto.  Except for the hair, eyes, nose, mouth and skin color, I look like Brad Pitt.  

From the time I was little, as far back as I can remember, I always thought, "When I grow up, I want to be bigger."

My hobbies are thinking, thinking about thinking, and thinking about thinking about thinking.  I also enjoy finding the sadness in everyday life.  It is a wasted day if I have not cried at least once.

I was married for several years.  I married because I was in love.  The marriage did not work out.  If I marry again, then it will be for money.  

My political beliefs lie between Peter Pan and Wyatt Earp.

As for my religious beliefs, I wonder whether God believes in me.  If She does, then She has a funny way of showing it.

There is only one thing I hope to do before I die: return my library books.   I do not want overdue fines hanging over my head for Eternity?

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The maple tree in my backyard joined Trees Against Lumberjacks (TAL).  A lot barking goes on at TAL meetings.  I was invited to attend a meeting.  I am not a tree, but at the time I was invited I had dutch elm disease.  They invited me several times, but I wood not go.  Some of my best friends are lumberjacks, and I know some crackerjacks, too.



Why is tourism down in Iraq and Afghanistan?


  
I once heard an avocado scream "Guacamole!" at a food blender.  

Time to go.  I'm off to improve the air quality in my head.