MORE RANDOM THOUGHTS ON PAPER (ACTUALLY THEY ARE ON YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN)

The maple tree in my backyard joined Trees Against Lumberjacks (TAL).  A lot barking goes on at TAL meetings.  I was invited to attend a meeting.  I am not a tree, but at the time I was invited I had dutch elm disease.  They invited me several times, but I wood not go.  Some of my best friends are lumberjacks, and I know some crackerjacks, too.



Why is tourism down in Iraq and Afghanistan?


  
I once heard an avocado scream "Guacamole!" at a food blender.  

Time to go.  I'm off to improve the air quality in my head.