A PSYCHIC TOLD ME . . .

A psychic told me that one day I will die.  Should I believe her?  She has made right and wrong predictions.

Here are the predictions that came true:

• that spring would come after winter;
• that things would stay the same if they do not change;
• a picture is worth a thousand words;
• the Super Bowl would have one winner and one loser; and,
• that 2 + 2 = 5 to people poor at math.

Here are the predictions that did not come true:

• that Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley would return on July 20, 2014, and give a church service with rock music in Central Park;
• that American and Canadian governments would honor the treaties with Native Americans and First Nations;
• that feminist groups would invite comedian Bill Cosby to speak at their meetings;
• on March 17, 2015, Ireland would experience a severe earthquake revealing where St. Patrick hid the snakes; and,
• on March 23, 2015, Peter Pan and Harry Potter would hold a press conference announcing their engagement.

I will let you know whether her prediction about my death comes true.

THE POWERFUL WORDS OF JOHN BAIRD

Canadian Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird condemned the Islamist group Boko Haram for kidnapping hundreds of Nigerian school girls.

"I think I speak for all members of the House that strongly stand up and condemn actions by Boko Haram," Baird said in the House of Commons Tuesday. "Quite simply, their actions are repugnant. Our hearts go out to these young girls and to their families."  Baird called Boko Haram's actions "despicable" and said the abductions "only serve to strengthen our collective desire to fight international terrorism."

Wow!  Such powerful words.  Can you hear Boko Haram's leader?

"Gosh, guys, John Baird didn't say some very nice things about us the other day.  Perhaps we better change our ways and return the girls.
"We could try rock music.  We have a great name for a rock group, and John Baird likes rock music."

Source:  The Toronto Sun