SOMETHING FUNNY

There!  I did it.  I wrote Something Funny.  I hope it made you laugh.

Some say that it is hard to write Something Funny.  I find it quite easy.  Something Funny.  See?  I just did it again.

I find the following hard to write: 

- Instructions on how to give a headache to an aspirin 

- Advice on how to love your neighbor when you live in a  Black Hole

- How to program a cell phone to do laundry

- How to get your purse or pocket to answer your cell phone when your voice mail is full

- An essay titled, The Use Of Words In Literature

- Instructions on how to use the Dewey Decimal System to file socks and underwear

- About erectile dysfunction

- About rocks, concrete and steel
 

I also find it hard to write when I am asleep, and sometimes
I find it hard to write blog endings.

BOOKS YOU MAY NEVER READ . . .

The Sound And The Fury - The story of a man who is angry over his bad case of flatulence.

Tender Is The Night - A mad scientist terrorizes the world by pounding the darkness with a metal meat tenderizer.

Seven women's stories are told during their menstrual cycle in Les Misérables.

After catching 21 fish, a fisherman catches a magic lamp in Catch 22.

Oliver Twist - An orphaned piece of licorice struggles to survive. 

A family's fortune mysteriously disappears after the spring breaks on their favorite wind-up toy in Gone With The Wind. 

A mousetrap maker gets stuck in a loaf of bread in Catcher In The Rye.

Protagonist Theodore Thanatos explores the world of necrophilia in The Naked And The Dead.

A watchmaker successfully makes watches from citrus fruits in A Clockwork Orange. 

Of Human Bondage - A story about income and other taxes.