MORE MUSINGS . . .

Do people argue with their neighbors over whose grass is greener?


If a doctor makes a house call, does the house stop calling once the doctor leaves?


"May I ask you a question?"  is a question asked without permission.


"Is it true?"
No, they are different words.  It is a pronoun, and true is an adjective.

Is bad poetry verse than bad puns?

SOMETHING FUNNY

There!  I did it.  I wrote Something Funny.  I hope it made you laugh.

Some say that it is hard to write Something Funny.  I find it quite easy.  Something Funny.  See?  I just did it again.

I find the following hard to write: 

- Instructions on how to give a headache to an aspirin 

- Advice on how to love your neighbor when you live in a  Black Hole

- How to program a cell phone to do laundry

- How to get your purse or pocket to answer your cell phone when your voice mail is full

- An essay titled, The Use Of Words In Literature

- Instructions on how to use the Dewey Decimal System to file socks and underwear

- About erectile dysfunction

- About rocks, concrete and steel
 

I also find it hard to write when I am asleep, and sometimes
I find it hard to write blog endings.