ON MARRIAGE . . .

"I never believed in flying saucers until I got married."

"Sex was never a problem during our marriage.  My wife said quite often, 'Honey, would you like to have sex?  I need to file my nails.'"

"To make marriage more accurate, why don't brides wear Five-Star General uniforms instead of wedding gowns?"



"I never knew that I had so many faults until I got married."



Words for husbands to make a marriage last?  "Yes dear."



 "Fifty per cent of all marriages are half of all marriages." 

 

DO NOT THINK ON THESE THINGS

If truth is beauty and beauty is truth,  then why aren't all politicians ugly?

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, then what will garlic do?

If all is fair in love and war, then why are there courts for divorce.

If haste makes waste, then will people stop polluting by slowing down?

If knowledge is power, then why do smart people still have electrical bills?

If no news is good news, then

If revenge is sweet, then is candy tit for tat?

If time is money, then why are old calendars worthless?

If the Kingdom of Heaven is within, then why do we spend time looking upwards?