ON MARRIAGE . . .

"I never believed in flying saucers until I got married."

"Sex was never a problem during our marriage.  My wife said quite often, 'Honey, would you like to have sex?  I need to file my nails.'"

"To make marriage more accurate, why don't brides wear Five-Star General uniforms instead of wedding gowns?"



"I never knew that I had so many faults until I got married."



Words for husbands to make a marriage last?  "Yes dear."



 "Fifty per cent of all marriages are half of all marriages."