"People who live in me should be neat."
- A Glass House
"It's not fair that the paper charged me with sexual assault. I was only rubbing out pencil marks."
- An Eraser
"I know the meaning of life!"
- A Dictionary
"I wish people would piss off and not in me!"
- A Swimming Pool
"How can I see so many soles and not be in Heaven or Hell?"
- A Floor
"One day I hope to be a great novel."
- A Tree
"How the hell can I be the new black?"
- An Orange
"Okay. Enough! It's time for a change."
- The Climate
