THE PRESIDENT OF CANADA PLEDGES ALLEGIANCE

"I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
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CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER ON DRUGS?

Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper is against legalizing marijuana. He says, "I've been very fortunate to live a drug-free life . . ." What? He has never had a coffee, a cigarette, taken a pill, or drank a beer?

IF I WERE THE PRIME MINISTER OF CANADA . . .

If I were Prime Minister of Canada, I would abolish all taxes. Then, I would fly away to Never Never Land.