Saturday, May 30, 2015

OVERHEARD



"When I grow up," said the little breeze, "I want to be a hurricane and help people move."


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"I wish more humans appreciated me," said Earth.


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"I want to measure up in everything I do," said the ruler.


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"Why can't I put my human on silence?" asks the cell phone.


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"I like to drink out of that bowl.  I wish my master would stop peeing in it," said the dog.


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"Oh the stories I could tell!  I should write a book," said the fly on the wall.


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"This is it," said The End.

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