An apocalypse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What will it be?"
The apocalypse says, "Give me a zombie, please."
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An apocalypse walks into a bar and stares sadly off into space. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad?"
The apocalypse says, "My religion doesn't understand me."
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Q: Why did the apocalypse cross the road?
A: It was following a chicken.
A: It was following a chicken.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to another religion.
A: To get to another religion.
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Q: How many apocalypses does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. One apocalypse will change everything.
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"Knock. Knock."
"Who's there?"
"Apocalypse."
Apocalypse who?"
"Apocalypse Now."
"Apocalypse."
Apocalypse who?"
"Apocalypse Now."
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Q: What do you get when you cross an apocalypse with peanut butter?
A: A big sticky mess!
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Q: What do you get when you cross an apocalypse with rotten eggs?
A: A big stinky mess!
A: A big stinky mess!
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Q: What do you get when you cross an apocalypse with peanut butter and rotten eggs?
A: The inside of a baby's diaper.
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Q: What's the difference between an apocalypse and food?
A: You don't know? You must have some interesting meals.
A: You don't know? You must have some interesting meals.
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Q: What did the apocalypse say to doomsday?
A: Apocalypse said, "Is this it?"
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An apocalypse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "The End Is Here!"
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