In A Stew

CAUSING TROUBLE

Here are some of the ways I caused trouble, and would like to cause trouble.   

*Note: I take no responsiblity for the ideas expressed in this blog since I am not in my left mind.


- Putting salt in the sugar container and sugar in the salt shaker.  (Not original, but and oldie and goodie.) 



- Try paying for stuff with Monopoly money since the Canadian dollar isn't worth as a much as Monopoly money.


- Put a sign  PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR  on doors that are the only entrance to a place.



- Put a DRY PAINT sign on a wall.



- Glue toilet paper so it can't roll off.



- Put pinholes in the bottoms of paper cups.



- Play dead in a funeral home.



- Put large pieces of chocolate bars on the floor beside the kitty litter.


- Dee at monaga poosh.

HOW COME . . .

How come doctors and heroes take the credit when a life is saved, but say it was "God's Will" when there is death?

How come we would never steal a movie from a DVD store, but think nothing about downloading movies from the Internet?

How come we take makeup seriously?  We know it isn't real. 

How come we are shocked when a politician is caught lying?

How come we are shocked when a politician is caught in a sex scandal?

How come we always say, "Fine" when someone asks us how we are no matter how we really are or what is going on in our lives?

How come taxes aren't considered extortion?

How come the term "terrible tragedy" is used?  Are there tragedies that aren't terrible?

How come it's okay to wear a bathing suit on the beach, but not okay to wear your underwear on the beach?

How come it's so easy to get into trouble, yet not so easy to get out of trouble?

How come you are okay when you to talk to God, but not okay when God talks back?

How come I did not end this sooner?