Here are some of the ways I caused trouble, and would like to cause trouble.
*Note: I take no responsiblity for the ideas expressed in this blog since I am not in my left mind.
- Putting salt in the sugar container and sugar in the salt shaker. (Not original, but and oldie and goodie.)
- Try paying for stuff with Monopoly money since the Canadian dollar isn't worth as a much as Monopoly money.
- Put a sign PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR on doors that are the only entrance to a place.
- Put a DRY PAINT sign on a wall.
- Glue toilet paper so it can't roll off.
- Put pinholes in the bottoms of paper cups.
- Play dead in a funeral home.
- Put large pieces of chocolate bars on the floor beside the kitty litter.
- Dee at monaga poosh.
On Sunday April 14, 1912, at 11:40 p.m., the Titanic struck an iceberg. The Titanic finally sunk, lower than the Canadian dollar, at 2:20 a.m. on Monday April 15, 1912.
The Titanic walks into a bar and the the bartender asks, "What will it be?"
The Titanic says, "I don't care as long as it's nice with no ice, please."
Q: How many Titanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but first you have to raise it from the bottom of the ocean.
Did the Titanic band finish playing "Nearer My God to Thee" before they were nearer to God than we?
Q: Why did the Titanic cross the sea?
A: It didn't.
THE TRUTH REVEALED! TITANIC FAKED ITS DEATH AND IS CURRENTLY LIVING (UNDER AN ASSUMED NAME) SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH AMERICA WITH ELVIS PRESLEY AND ADOLPH HITLER!
(You read it here first.)
