On Sunday April 14, 1912, at 11:40 p.m., the Titanic struck an iceberg. The Titanic finally sunk, lower than the Canadian dollar, at 2:20 a.m. on Monday April 15, 1912.
The Titanic walks into a bar and the the bartender asks, "What will it be?"
The Titanic says, "I don't care as long as it's nice with no ice, please."
Q: How many Titanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but first you have to raise it from the bottom of the ocean.
Did the Titanic band finish playing "Nearer My God to Thee" before they were nearer to God than we?
Q: Why did the Titanic cross the sea?
A: It didn't.
THE TRUTH REVEALED! TITANIC FAKED ITS DEATH AND IS CURRENTLY LIVING (UNDER AN ASSUMED NAME) SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH AMERICA WITH ELVIS PRESLEY AND ADOLPH HITLER!
(You read it here first.)
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