Do suicide bombers ever buy lottery tickets?
Q: When is a terrorist not a terrorist?
A: When he or she is on your side.
Is marriage a form of terrorism?
Q: How can you spot a group of optimistic suicide bombers?
A: When you see them buying green bananas, and reading copies of Tolstoy's War and Peace.
Q: Why did the terrorist cross the road?
A: To bomb a chicken on the other side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from the terrorist.
Disappointment is when a suicide bomber dies and goes to Heaven, and is immediately met my 72 wrinkled old nuns.
Q: Why won't terrorists go to the moon?
A: No buildings to bomb.
Terrorists would make their lives so much easier if they simply gave up their beliefs.
