Not All About Junk

Junk walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"
And Junk said, "Can you bring me something old or discarded that's now useless and of little value?"
"Why do you want that?" asked the bartender.
And Junk said, "I just can't get enough of myself."


Junk wanted to cross the road, but all it did was dross the road.

 "Knock.  Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Junk."

"Junk who?"

"Just Junk."

"Just Junk?  Do you know Only Rubbish?"

"Has anyone seen President Donald Trump's birth certificate?  How do we know that he wasn't born in Russia?"

"Why are you talking politics in a blog about junk?"

"This blog is Not All About Junk."

"How much junk does it take to complete a blog?"

"I don't know."

"This much."

THINGS I WOULD DO IF I HAD THE COURAGE

 

If I had the courage, then I would . . . 

- Breastfeed my bicycle in public;

- Abduct aliens and give them anal probes;

- Stand on walls instead of floors;

- Kill death;

- Corral coral;

- Climb the stairway to Heaven, ring the bell at the gate, and then run away; 

- Start my own TV station and broadcast nothing but junk;  (Someone else may have done this before.)

and

- Write blogs that are funny.