THINGS I WOULD DO IF I HAD THE COURAGE

 

If I had the courage, then I would . . . 

- Breastfeed my bicycle in public;

- Abduct aliens and give them anal probes;

- Stand on walls instead of floors;

- Kill death;

- Corral coral;

- Climb the stairway to Heaven, ring the bell at the gate, and then run away; 

- Start my own TV station and broadcast nothing but junk;  (Someone else may have done this before.)

and

- Write blogs that are funny.