Not All About Junk

Junk walked into a bar and the bartender said, "What will it be?"
And Junk said, "Can you bring me something old or discarded that's now useless and of little value?"
"Why do you want that?" asked the bartender.
And Junk said, "I just can't get enough of myself."


Junk wanted to cross the road, but all it did was dross the road.

 "Knock.  Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Junk."

"Junk who?"

"Just Junk."

"Just Junk?  Do you know Only Rubbish?"

"Has anyone seen President Donald Trump's birth certificate?  How do we know that he wasn't born in Russia?"

"Why are you talking politics in a blog about junk?"

"This blog is Not All About Junk."

"How much junk does it take to complete a blog?"

"I don't know."

"This much."