Questions About God

What sign is God?  Virgin?

  Where did God grow up?  Neverland?

 Did God go to school on other days besides Sundays?

   Does God really know everything?  What kind of exams would you give to find out whether God knows everything?

How many applied for Creator of the Universe before God got the job?  Is God in a union?  Does God get paid overtime for working for Eternity?

What does God do to relax?  Is God into meditation or yoga?  Does God play any sports?

Where does God vacation?  A Five-Star hotel in another universe?

 Does God wear makeup?  Has God had plastic surgery?  Has God ever won a beauty contest?

What does God do for fun?  Does God play dice with the universe?

Has God ever had a serious relationship? 

 Does God enjoy long walks along the beach?  

Does God have any pets?

What is God's favorite food?  Bananas?

Has God ever had a near-death experience?  If so, then who told God, "Go back. It's not your time."

Does God's Will have an executor?

Did God get an inferiority complex after creating human beings?

WHY THE MILKY WAY HAS AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX

(Picture Audiophile Musings)

The Milky Way has an inferiority complex because it is the only galaxy with human beings.  No other galaxies, in the entire Universe, have human beings on planets in their solar systems.  The other galaxies tease the Milky Way:
"Na! Na! Na! Na! Na!  You have human beings!  You have human beings!" 

The Milky Way has good reason to be ashamed for having human beings:

- Human beings are all the same, but each one sees the others as different.

- Human beings have wars and kill each other for silly reasons.

- Human beings are hypocrites.  Human beings make laws they think apply only to other human beings.  Each human being feels entitled to see himself, or herself, as above the laws they think others must obey. 

The Milky Way wants to wipe out human beings to restore its reputation.  But the Milky Way knows that if it waits long enough, then human beings will destroy themselves--for some silly reason.