What sign is God? Virgin?
Where did God grow up? Neverland?
Did God go to school on other days besides Sundays?
Does God really know everything? What kind of exams would you give to find out whether God knows everything?
How many applied for Creator of the Universe before God got the job? Is God in a union? Does God get paid overtime for working for Eternity?
What does God do to relax? Is God into meditation or yoga? Does God play any sports?
Where does God vacation? A Five-Star hotel in another universe?
Does God wear makeup? Has God had plastic surgery? Has God ever won a beauty contest?
What does God do for fun? Does God play dice with the universe?
Has God ever had a serious relationship?
Does God enjoy long walks along the beach?
Does God have any pets?
What is God's favorite food? Bananas?
Has God ever had a near-death experience? If so, then who told God, "Go back. It's not your time."
Does God's Will have an executor?
Did God get an inferiority complex after creating human beings?
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