ON ZOMBIES

Do zombies have beds, or do they sleep in their coffins?

Do military zombies march instead of walk?

Beware of zombies selling brains in a basket.  You never know where the basket came from.

 Zombie on phone:  I'm sorry, but I can't come to your brain bake.  I just cut off my head and can't do a thing with it.

Could a zombie be his or her own ancestor?

Jesus turned Lazarus into a zombie, and then Jesus waited until Easter before becoming one himself.