Do zombies have beds, or do they sleep in their coffins?
Do military zombies march instead of walk?
Beware of zombies selling brains in a basket. You never know where the basket came from.
Zombie on phone: I'm sorry, but I can't come to your brain bake. I just cut off my head and can't do a thing with it.
Could a zombie be his or her own ancestor?
Jesus turned Lazarus into a zombie, and then Jesus waited until Easter before becoming one himself.
