Showing posts with label walk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label walk. Show all posts
Saturday, December 5, 2015
Friday, March 27, 2015
ON ZOMBIES
Do zombies have beds, or do they sleep in their coffins?
Do military zombies march instead of walk?
Beware of zombies selling brains in a basket. You never know where the basket came from.
Zombie on phone: I'm sorry, but I can't come to your brain bake. I just cut off my head and can't do a thing with it.
Could a zombie be his or her own ancestor?
Jesus turned Lazarus into a zombie, and then Jesus waited until Easter before becoming one himself.
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